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Old Jun 25, 2006, 05:48 AM // 05:48   #1
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Talking 2 GW jokes by me! =D

In Prophecies...

Alesia: "Hey, I'll rez!"
Lina: "No way, this one is mine. You already rezzed last time!"

In Factions...

Professor Gai: "Hey Tai, I'll race you to get Panaku rezzed!"
Sister Tai: "You're on!"
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...
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Professor Gai: "I WIN!!! HAHA!" *point and laugh*

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R/N: "I'm using Vampiric Touch!"
R/N: "I'm using Vampiric Touch!"
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Mo/Me: "STOP POKING ME!!"
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R/N: "I'm using Vampiric Touch!"
R/N: "I'm using Vampiric Touch!"
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Mo/Me: "poke poke poke...is that all you do?"
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 05:50 AM // 05:50   #2
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maybe i'm just not up to date on the current flavors of the week, but...i don't get it.
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #3
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R/N also bite...
i don't realy find these funny and i think this thread belongs to lyssa's fiction, where's all other GW writings...

and this happens when you try to stay up after night

-How many chars does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, there's always Gwen to do that.

now for some morning coffee... -->
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:27 AM // 06:27   #4
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Do I need to explain?

In Prophacies, the healer and protector henchmen uses Restore Life at the same time.

In Factions and early in the missions, you only get healer and spirit henchmen. Healer and Spirit henchmen cast their rez at the same time, but Flesh of My Flesh is faster at casting, so you both get half life.

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R/N are mostly touch rangers and Mo/Me are mostly boon prot. Boon Prot find touchers annoying because touchers can bypass boon prot's enchantments and do damage to them. Plus, I used quotes from WarCraft in this one.
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28   #5
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They're humorous, but nothing to laugh out loud about. Comics usually get the point across quicker.
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33   #6
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They're humorous, but nothing to laugh out loud about. Comics usually get the point across quicker.
yup...the problem is..I can't draw!
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #7
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ok i got a joke


warrior walks into a bar ask bar tender u got any spiked eggnogg. bar tender says what do i look like santa. warrior says you got his hat.
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #8
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OK, so... funny people dont play GuildWars?
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #9
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you don't realy neet somekind of 1337 drawing powers like some people have, it's more important that people know what you are saying with your Comic
i bet you can do beter than this

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Old Jun 25, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ColaManiac
you don't realy neet somekind of 1337 drawing powers like some people have, it's more important that people know what you are saying with your Comic
i bet you can do beter than this
lol nice
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #11
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The jokes were..cute..

I liked the comic though!
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #12
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Hehehe...very realistic.

And not a shread of sarcasm in them ><
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 07:49 AM // 07:49   #13
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OMFG OMFG I WILL ALWAYS LAUGH THX TO YOU YES HILARIOUS.

*My post my conatin sarcasm.*
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50   #14
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The pic saved the thread
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #15
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*cough*

Hm...
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 10:26 AM // 10:26   #16
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Where are the 2 jokes I was promised?
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 10:26 AM // 10:26   #17
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how is that funny? any of it?
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 12:08 PM // 12:08   #18
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Gwen walks into a bar..... ouch

Mines 1337er
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #19
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Only -52 on the bite/touch? pathetic!
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Old Jun 25, 2006, 12:22 PM // 12:22   #20
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okey... i fix that... if that's so important...



edit: fixed...

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